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hAiZ... fInaLLy bAcK fRoM wOrk... gUeSs wHat? iT's qUiTe a sLacK dAy fOr mY LaSt dAY... bUt gOoD tHiNg iS tHaT i gEt tO eAt wAtEvEr i wAnt! jAsOn aNd fOo vErY kInD tOdAy... (cOs iT's mY LaSt dAY? pRobAbli bA...) sO i aTe aLoT... fuLfiLLiNg dInnEr~! aNd tHeRe'S tHis rEguLaR cUstOmEr wHo cAme aROUnD 6 pLuS anD sTaYeD tiL cLosIng... hE's bRyAn, aN uNdErgRad fRoM nUs... oWaS cOmE dRInK iCe tEa... hE's tHe laSt cUstOmEr i sErvEd... hEe~ oH, hOw dId i kNow hIs nAMe? weLL, hE sTarTed a cOnvErsAtiOn aNd siNcE iT wAs sO bOrIng, i eNtErtAiNed hiM... nEvEr tAlkEd mUch La, aFtEr hE aSk fOr mY nUmbEr... hAA~ oH mAN... oF cOursE i dIn gIvE hiM mY nUmBeR... fEeL wEiRd lOrz...
aNywAy jAsOn aSkeD wHy i dOn'T wAnt wOrk le... tOLd hIm tHe rEasOnS oF cOurSe... tHeN hE aSkeD iF i cAN wOrk aT nIghT sIncE i eNd wOrk aROuNd 4pM evErydAY... hE wAnteD tO aSk bEn LeT mE wOrk aT nIghT dUrinG hIs sHiFt! oH mAN... i wAs LiKe hUh, i gAvE tHe lEttEr liAoz tHen sO wEirD aNd anYwAy i cAn eArn mOrE iF i sTayeD iN sCHOoL tO dO acCoUntS... sO tOLd hiM dUn wAn lOrz...
LamE jOke oF tHe dAY: aN aNt sAw aN eLePhAnt wAlkIng iN iT's dIrEctiOn aNd sO qUiCkLy dUg a HoLe tO hIdE, LeaViNg oNe oF iT's LeG oUtsIdE... aNotHeR aNt sAw aNd aSkeD, "wHy dId yOu LeaVe uR LeG oUtSidE?" tHe aNt aNswErEd, "sSsShHhH... kEeP qUieT aNd gEt oUt oF tHe wAY... i wAnt tO tRiP tHe eLePhaNt!"
"tHe mOoN iS aLwAyS jEaLoUs oF tHe hEaT oF tHe dAY, jUsT aS tHe sUn LoNgS fOr sOmetHiNG dARk aNd dEeP..."
